Real Losers

Real Losers

Time To Lose

Total Punk

***AN OFFICIAL RLD 2025 RELEASE. THE 22ND ANNIVERSARY JOHN CALE MIX / DAVID BOWIE MASTER OF REAL LOSERS TIME TO LOSE LP. 20+ YEARS OF DUST LOVINGLY CRAMMED INTO EACH GROOVE!!! ALL MANNERS OF SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENT AND TECHNOLOGICAL INNOVATION WERE USED BY DR. GARY JARMAN, DURING REMIXING, TO ENSURE THAT NONE OF THE HISS WAS LOST WHILE ELEVATING THE THUD! A PERFECT THUD TO CRUD RATIO IS MAINTAINED THROUGHOUT THE 30+ MINUTE LISTENING EXPERIENCE. BLOWN OUT BUDGET FRIENDLY PUNK FROM THE DAWN OF THE 21st CENTURY! AVAILABLE APRIL 19TH FROM ALL STORES THAT CELEBRATE RLD DAY!!!! LOUD , LOOSE AND 100% TOTAL LOSER!!!

Real Losers

Good Clean Fun

Total Punk

***Way back in the early 2000s Real Losers were right at the top of the heap of best punk bands going on this planet. In fact the 'Go Nutzoid' and 'Don't Leave Me Now' 7"s were amongst the first I distributed. When I started Total Punk I was sad to have missed my opportunity to work with The Real Losers because they were the archetype of what a Total Punk band should be. Well come to find out the 'Go Nutzoid' and "Don't Leave Me Now' 7"s were originally recorded a long with a bunch more tracks with the intention of being their second LP. However at the time a bunch of offers were coming in so those recordings were split up over a series of 7"s and comp tracks with some never seeing the light of day (it's tough being popular). Last year the band found the original tapes and the songs were remixed and slid into my inbox. These sessions find the band at the peak of their game. The perfect combo of Stooges riffage and budget slop now with the addition of some serious pop hooks. Twenty years late to the game but I am happy to announce that REAL LOSERS—Good Clean Fun will finally be released as the band intended and TOTAL PUNK finally gets to put out a Real Losers record. LONG LIVE THE LOSERS!!! Trashed, smashed, and 100% TOTAL PUNK!!!!